in second grade we were playing tag and i locked my knees and said to this boy "you can't chase me if i'm standing still."

"yes i can," he said and left.

but i just had the best pudding of my life.

After 20 years, Andy Kaufman finally returns from the dead in what I hope to be acknowledged as the most cliché-but-fabulous prank, ever. Also, Jimmy Fallon is off SNL. No more Nick Burns, Jarrett, cringe-worthy Pat O’brien impressions. Bill Murray and Will Farrell did well as SNL alumni, but although I cannot deny the enamoring qualities of Nick Burns, Jimmy Fallon’s career is incontestably en route to Gigolo-dom (but he’d be a classy whore! The kind you’d want to talk to afterwards!) like that Joe Piscopo character.

Reason #495846546 to love Indian women:
At my parent’s client’s kitchen,

the Woman: do you want some pizza?
me: yes please.

I leave and come back, expecting a pizza in the fridge or in the microwave, even in the arms of a stout Dominoes man. but the woman is KNEADING DOUGH.

happy birthday.

i want to learn flash quite badly
along with coreldraw and illustrator
but mostly just flash